why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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if this still doesn’t convince you that this site is on drugs, i dont know what will
(Source: lindsaychrist)
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me w/ so much shame
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
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